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Out of Work NBA Players Looking for Work in the Rapidly Growing Food Delivery Industry

3/15/2020

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Your relentless penchant for drunk ordering late night food delivery might actually pay off when Lebron James, Kevin Durant, Anthony Davis, or any one of their esteemed, less widely known coaches show up at your doorstep with the oversized, single-person meal you ordered. The NBA is cancelling the rest of its season due to the coronavirus outbreak, and it’s not just that uncomfortable acquaintance at work who has a gambling problem that is facing adversity during this difficult time, but the hard-working guys who’ve put in the hours at the gym who will no longer be able to afford their vacation homes.  So, order up and order in, these people are suffering. In response to this recent wave of applications, Instacart reported that they are hesitant to push aside the eclectic group of young entrepreneurs and communication majors that currently make up their team.

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