Current Event Comedy
Menu

It's only fake news if you don't believe it

featured:

Picture
College Students Forced to Hide Alcoholism While Living With Parents During Pandemic
Picture
Happy Birthday, Current Event Comedy
Picture
Brain Surgeons Switch to More Lucrative Career of Acting as Brain Surgeons
This Quiz is Guaranteed to Tell You Your Birth Parents Based on Your Netflix Lineup 

Native Americans Call "Squatters" on The United States

Germany Says About Taking Over the World: Third Time's the Charm

Guy Who’s A Total Catch Both Vaccinated And Only Eats The Cereal In Lucky Charms

7/28/2015

0 Comments

 
Picture
The struggles of straight, white, single men never ends, but for young Joshua Stells, he might have just found the answer to his dating woes. “I was making the account for my seventh dating site: FarmersOnly.com, and realized that I was going about it the whole wrong way.” After years of bad pick-up lines and watching Netflix alone, Joshua has found the one thing that sets him apart: he not only won’t give his date Polio, but he’ll also save her all the marshmallows in a box of Lucky Charms. Upon coming to the conclusion that he is indeed an excellent suitor, he promptly changed his match.com account to read, “I promise not to go near a single marshmallow in all of the Lucky Charms and I’m vaccinated. So basically, I’m the whole package.” We can only hope that this newfound confidence doesn’t go to his head.


0 Comments



Leave a Reply.

    "Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot."
                                                               -Charlie Chaplin

    Most Popular

    1. Northern States Asking If It’s Not Too Late To Let The South Secede

    2. Local student decides to commemorate MLK Day by watching BET

    3. I died once, but I think it'll look good on my college app

    4. Top Ten Hashtags of 2014
    
    5. Should we legalize marijuana: Ehhh, probably?

    RSS Feed

    Categories

    All
    CEC Court
    Coronavirus
    Entertainment
    How To
    Local
    Politics
    Teen

Current event comedy

All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
"Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot."
                                                           -Charlie Chaplin
  • News
  • About
  • Politics
  • Teen
  • How To
  • CEC Court
  • Entertainment
  • News
  • About
  • Politics
  • Teen
  • How To
  • CEC Court
  • Entertainment