Parents to let public school system raise their child

Despite numerous scathing reviews by local students currently in the Northern Florida Pacific school system, Joanne and Curtis Parton have decided to forego the parenting process and let the school system irrevocably destroy their young Tony’s childhood; “We could do it ourselves, but it’s not easy these days to totally decimate your child’s self esteem without the kind of dedication that the constant anguish of attending school provides.”

The Partons acknowledge this may not be for everyone, but for parent’s with full-time jobs, it can be nice to just sit back, relax, and watch the school system do your job for you. Like any good parents, they are aiding the process by remaining indifferent to their child’s problems and thereby making sure he spends his whole life trying to earn their approval. Last time we checked in, their son was experimenting with drugs and ranting about how his parents ruined his life while simultaneously thanking them for giving him the kind of sob story that would make for a great college essay. 

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