After years of spending millions of dollars crafting advertising slogans, companies have decided to just be truthful with the world. The following slogans are what the companies felt accurately described their business and the way people felt about them.
1. MySpace: Sorry for wasting your time 2. Starbucks: We’re both not sure why you keep spending money here 3. Facebook: You need us to get grad party invites 4. Beyoncé: You’re welcome 5. Pepsi: For when there’s no Coke 6. BP: What oil spill? 7. Apple: No, we do not know why there is a bite in an apple 8. McDonalds: Real meat is overrated 9. Google: We are the internet 10. Nike: Just screw it
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Jaynie
7/9/2015 01:47:21 am
nice!!!
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