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WOOOO! THIS HAS BEEN SUCH AN AMAZING NIGHT. I DON’T KNOW HOW MANY SHOTS I’VE TAKEN. I’M GOING TO GO RUN AROUND. NO! I’M GOING TO GO MAKE SOME FOOD. WAIT! I’LL DO BOTH! THIS IS SO FUN!!! I LOVE ALCOHOL. DOES THAT MAKE ME AN ALCOHOLIC? I DON’T CARE. I LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH. WHAT AM I EATING? OMG THIS IS SO GOOD. WOOOO!
Bro, I’m not even that drunk. V. It’s late as hell. Dude, go to sleep. You’re eating a dirty sock you just pulled off the floor. It’s gross. The fact that you have to say you aren’t that drunk, means you’re that drunk. I’m hiding the alcohol now. I love you too. Yes - I will get you water. No - I cannot call Jennifer. Yes - she is a bitch. Dude. The bar is closing. We need to leave. There’s not a McDonalds on the way home. Ok, ok, we’ll stop for McDonalds. Just don’t puke in the car.
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