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11/30/2014

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We all know America’s been pretty backwards the past few decades, but now we’ve reached a whole new low. CVS has stopped selling cigarettes. I know what you’re thinking, how dare they? And I’m thinking the same thing. This is an example of the sweeping trend of “health over wealth” that we’re seeing take over the nation. This country was not founded on taking care and helping others, it was founded on profit! John Smith didn’t build this nation on kale! It was tobacco! Greed is the cornerstone of America and I’m not ready to throw away two hundred years of tradition over a few lives. Join with me in the fight to preserve our founder’s visions and sign your name (or a fake one) in the comment box of this post. This is for Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness! 

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Sacajawea
11/30/2014 06:41:34 am

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Kasey
11/30/2014 10:44:35 am

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jaynie
12/18/2014 10:45:21 pm

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Alexa
12/29/2014 05:06:24 am

I agree with your stand point.

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Barack Obama
1/16/2015 09:38:39 am

*signs name*

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leddddddy link
1/16/2015 10:38:21 am

nice sis

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P Diddy
1/18/2015 12:17:16 am

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