As Obama prepares to take on immigration policy we should examine some of the possible unintended consequences associated with this risky legislation. These reforms would specifically target the millions of Mexican immigrants living illegally in America right now that further prove we are an amazing country and everyone wants to be us. There is a delicate balance here of different ethnicities, one that hasn’t changed for a long time. I know we’ve let people of multiple backgrounds come into this country in the past, but we’re at the perfect balance now. Like the Amish, we should just stick with this time period.
Pro · More people to test out Obamacare on. · Finally get to see if traditional Mexican food is really better than Taco Bell. · Save the lives of hundreds of thousands of people trying to escape a life of gangs, crime, drugs, and corruption for a better chance in America. Con · The bandana around the neck style might come back. · People might start using Mexican words intermittently in English sentences. · Mexican restaurants might overtake American ones like Chipotle and Qdoba. · Takes jobs away from other hard working Americans that are the cornerstone of our country, like Russians and Chinese. · Increased income taxes might mean we actually have to pay back China. · National embarrassment at finding out Mexicans are better at the American Dream than Americans. · The inconvenience of not being able to call Immigration on your housekeeper when she doesn’t vacuum under the bed.
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Celie B. Ugger
2/4/2015 12:14:03 am
Most importantly, we must consider the fact that immigration reform would negatively affect, the thousands of Americans who now can take advantage of persons who are unfairly being treated, and blackmailed, and the further thousands of Americans who are tracking those people down and kicking them out of the country separating families, and uprooting countless lives. It is much better to live with the obviously purposeful deadlock of the US congress, and the President who are quite properly concerned principally with we, Americans who can take advantage of this situation, as they should do, especially in that we are the ones who have the vote. .
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