Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide: High School Edition

High school is a wonderful place to find out who you are, and who you want to pretend to be. Unfortunately, none of us know what we're doing because Ned only made a guide for middle school! So, with our awkward stages behind us (or at least most of us), here are a few tips that will hopefully get you walking across the graduation stage in that funny and creative way you practiced in front of the mirror.

1. If you’re going to skip class to get coffee, bring some for your teacher too.

2. Detention isn’t like in the Breakfast Club. It’s more like Mean Girls 2 – two hours of boredom and no attractive people.

3. When your teacher makes a joke, just laugh, they live sad lives and it's partly your fault.

4. If you’re the new kid, awkwardly shake hands with everyone you meet. It will intimidate them.

5. Blend in by carrying a large map outstretched in front of your face while walking through the hallways.

6. Procrastinate until the last possible minute for important exams to make sure everything is fresh in your mind for the test. Wait until the day of if possible instead of studying the night before.

7. Just shove everything for all your classes in one big folder – that way it will all be in one place.

8. And, don’t worry; you’re not too cool for school. Trust me – I’ve talked to your mom.

9. When you’re in an awkward situation, just look down at your phone. But under no circumstances go on Facebook.

10. When in doubt, pick C.