Answer the following five questions about the most controversial issues of the day to see what side of the aisle you land on.
Race: A. I don’t see color – only shapes B. Not a huge fan of black people Politics: A. I carry around the ashes of Karl Marx B. We should probably just go ahead and eat the poor Marijuana: A. Dudeeee….. B. If you smoke weed you will get pregnant and die Gun Control: A. I don’t want to die B. Gun control is fun control National Security: A. Interrogation techniques maybe a bit too enhanced B. Are you hiding a bomb in that hijab? If you answered 'B' to three or more of the questions, congratulations, you're a Republican. If you answered 'A' to three or more of the questions, congratulations, you're a Democrat. If you just scrolled down to the bottom and didn't answer any of the questions, fuck you.
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