What Is Your Political Ideology?

Answer the following five questions about the most controversial issues of the day to see what side of the aisle you land on.  

Race:

A.    I don’t see color – only shapes

B.    Not a huge fan of black people

Politics:

A.    I carry around the ashes of Karl Marx

B.    We should probably just go ahead and eat the poor

Marijuana:

A.    Dudeeee…..

B.    If you smoke weed you will get pregnant and die

Gun Control:

A.    I don’t want to die

B.    Gun control is fun control

National Security:

A.    Interrogation techniques maybe a bit too enhanced

B.    Are you hiding a bomb in that hijab?

If you answered 'B' to three or more of the questions, congratulations, you're a Republican. If you answered 'A' to three or more of the questions, congratulations, you're a Democrat. If you just scrolled down to the bottom and didn't answer any of the questions, fuck you.